DATE: 2017-11-17 00:00:00
"Helen... is having an affair."
"Welcome to the club, man!"
"I can't breathe.."
"Nobody thinks it can happen to them the first time, buddy. Same exact thing happened to me with wife #2, 'member? I had no idea, nothing's going on, right? I come home one day, and the house is completely empty, and I mean *completely* empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"
"Hey Harry, hey listen, Helen still loves know she just wants to.."
"What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman, and you're never there. It's just a matter of time. ..You know what? I say we concentrate on work, buddy. That's what I do everytime my life turns to dogshit. I concentrate on work and that gets me by. Alright buddy, it's gonna be great. You know what? We're gonna catch some terrorists, we're gonna beat the crap out of them, you're gonna feel a hell of a lot better. ...Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!"

"The guy is a damn used car salesman! I mean this keeps getting better and better! Oh I'm sorry, Harry, I know this is has got to be painful. But you gotta admit it's pretty damn funny. I mean if this was me and not you, you'd be laughing your ass off."

"What did they give you?"
"Sodium Amothol, also known as Truth Agent."
"It makes you tell the truth?"
"Uh huh."
"Is it working?"
"Ask me a question I would normally lie to."
"Are we going to die?"
"I'd say it's working."
"They're gonna shoot us in the head or they gonna torture us to death or they gonna leave us here when the bomb blows up..."
"Harry! long have you been a spy Harry?"
"Seventeen years."
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad."

"Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?"
"Yeah, I'm going to kill you pretty soon."
"I see. How exactly?"
"First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck."
"And what makes you think you can do all that?"
"You know my handcuffs?"
"I picked them."

"I married Rambo!"

ANSWER: True Lies (1994)