DATE: 2017-09-28 00:00:00
You get credit for your answer Bonban226! haha:) obviously have seen OSCAR (1991). Thumbs up! TODAYS QUOTE:

"However, if you should decide to stop being selfish and accept your responsibility, you won't be alone. You'll have support."
"What, more angels?"
"Prophets. Two of them. The one who speaks - and he will, at great lengths, whether you want him to or not - will make mention of himself as a prophet. The other one... well, he's the quiet type, but he'll be helpful just the same."

"You were martyred?"
"That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rocks."

"You knew Jesus?"
"Knew him? Shit... Nigga owes me twelve bucks."

"Yo man, tell me something about me."
"You masturbate more than anyone on the planet."
"Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows."
"When you do it, you're thinking about guys."
".....Dude, not all the time."

"Were you to hear God's true voice, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode inside your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out."

ANSWER: Dogma (1999)