DATE: 2017-07-31 00:00:00
"What you lookin' at old man?"
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."

"There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch."
"Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing. Instead, you're just hanging around like the duop dego you are."
"That'll be ten bucks, Walt."
"Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Marty. What are you, half Jew or somethin'? You keep raising the damn prices all the time."
"It's been ten bucks for the last five years, you hard-nosed Polak son of a bitch."
"Yeah, well keep the change."
"See you in three weeks, prick."
"Not if I see you first, dipshit."

"You're funny."
"I've been called a lot of things, but never funny."

"There's a ton of food."
"Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog."
"No worries, we only eat cats."

"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."

"Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch."
....LOL my grandpa used to say that.:)

"Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you. I'd look down too, if I was you. You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you. Then I thought you were worse with women than stealing cars... Toad."
"It's Thao."
"It's not Toad, my name is Thao."
"Yeah, well, you were blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two shits about a toad like you."
"You don't know what you're talking about."
"You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss What's-her-face. She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why!"
"Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater. She's been looking at you all day, stupid!"
"You mean Youa?"
"Yeah... Yum Yum... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pussycake."

"What are you gonna do, Walt?"
"Whatever it is, they won't have a chance."

"What can I do for you Walt?"
"I'm here for confession."
"Holy Jesus, what did you do?"

ANSWER: Gran Torino (2008)