DATE: 2017-05-15 00:00:00
"Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen."

"What do you want me to do, sir?"
"I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."
"Could you repeat that, sir?"

"Look at my hand. Steady as a rock. Yeah, but I shoot with this one."

"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"
"Me Mongo."
"Sign, please. Thank you."
"Mongo like candy."

ANSWER: Blazing Saddles (1974)